Numbers Don't Lie

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Who has killed more, Satan or God?

According to Bible, God killed 2,038,334, compared to Satan's 10.

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10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah but, satan gets people to sin and kill each other so that people are made responsible and end up worse than they would be if they had simply just died

9:46 PM

 
Blogger Forty_Two said...

Phillip Morris is up there.

1:48 PM

 
Blogger wennejunk said...

Well...If you're going to count, I think Satan gets credit for his proxies:
-Communists in Soviet Union ~ 30-40 milllion
-Communists in China ~ at least the same as the Soviets
- Hitler and his friends ~ 6 million Jews; indirectly responsible for another 2-3 million wartime deaths
- Hamas, Hizb'allah, Al queda and Iran's puppets in Iraq, 2-3,000/month.

Let's sum it up as 65-75 million on Satan's side.

Of course, I'm just pulling numbers out my ass. These are all real numbers, but not exact. That would take extra effort to be precise and 78.3 % of all debaters are too lazy to check their facts.

8:22 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it some sort of competition? Is killing the most viewed as prizeworth?

How about there was and is no god/satan/etc? What if religions were created to keep order in the respective parts of the world (Christians in europe, Buddhism/Hinduism/Islam in Asia)?

"If you do good, you'll get into heaven, if you 'sin' you'll go to hell." Heaven was described as paradise and hell as somewhere noone wants to go. Same with today's society in the example of staying in school vs doing crime and going to jail; one yields happiness*, power and glory, and the other leads to a negative in society. Make sense?

*Money isn't always what makes us happy.

10:00 PM

 
Blogger James said...

Eyecatching little bit of trivia there, Numeric.

Some people have taken it so seriously judging by the comments.

James

1:59 AM

 
Blogger Mike said...

Anonymous said...
yeah but, satan gets people to sin and kill each other so that people are made responsible and end up worse than they would be if they had simply just died

Does that make God a sinner?

11:41 AM

 
Blogger T DWORSKY said...

There is neither a god or a devil.

12:49 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to mike: how does what the 1st anon. said make god a sinner? please explain

4:47 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to mike: how does what the 1st anon. said make god a sinner? please explain

4:47 AM

 
Blogger headbang8 said...

If either killed but one of those in anger, rathere than self-defense, then they are evil. Both of them.

6:48 PM

 

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