Life's algorithm
I received a fun letter from a friend last week through email. The email has been circulating in US for last 3-4 years. This was 3rd time for me to receive the same thing, and it makes me laugh and reflect again. In case you missed it before, here it is :
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>Dumb boss + smart employee = working from home
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>Dumb boss + smart employee = working from home
>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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> SHOPPING MATH
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> SHOPPING MATH
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Labels: Funny Statistics
7 Comments:
that is sooo funny!!!
12:52 PM
i think you mean "too true"
I wonder what this math would say about politics ><
7:08 PM
ill give it a shot:
smart politicians + smart people = Utopy
smart politicians + dumb people = Tyrany
dumb politicians + smart people = Revolution
dumb politicians + dumb people = ruin
9:16 PM
and Bill Gates will pay you 200 dollars for every person you forward this message to!
10:39 PM
Funny but true!!!
11:04 AM
That's deep dude. How did you figure that stuff out. I bet that they could use that on a future episode of Star Trek if the jerks didn't cancle it.
9:07 PM
Good post.
I think I'll 'borrow' it!
9:13 AM
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